So Good It Makes You Financially Irresponsible

Flavors? Cooked agave, buttery richness, caramel, vanilla—and something sweet that I swear my palate knows but refuses to tell my brain. Like it’s holding onto a secret just to mess with me.

But you know what? I don’t even care. This bottle is delicious.

It’s smooth without being soft, sweet without being sticky, and rich without being ridiculous. It’s the kind of pour that makes you pause mid-sip and say, “Okay… do I need a second bottle?” (Answer: yes.)

Honestly, this is why tequila drinkers are always broke. Every time I open Instagram or walk into a liquor store, another beautiful bottle of liquid temptation jumps out like, “Surprise, sucker!” And here I am—again—adding to the collection like I’m building a liquid retirement plan I’ll never cash in.

This bottle? It’s like that friend who shows up with dessert after dinner and says, “Don’t worry, there’s room.”
It’s warm, sweet, balanced—and borderline manipulative in how good it is.

And look, I could pretend I’m buying this bottle to “share with friends,” but let’s be honest—I’m hiding this in the cabinet behind the boring vodka where no one ever looks. It’s that good.

Siembra Alteño, you’ve got a winner here. Please stop making me want to impulse buy responsibly aged alcohol at 9 a.m.

🥃🥃🥃🥃1/2 (4.5 Tequila Glasses)