Fortaleza Añejo
The Coolest Cat on the Fence
This is the big daddy. The silverback. The Don. The coolest cat to ever strut a fence with a glass in paw, sipping something smoother than Sinatra in silk.
Fortaleza Añejo doesn’t just show up—it arrives. Vanilla and caramel are the first to hit, like the headliners of a sold-out show. Then cinnamon, baking spices, and cooked agave roll in behind them like the world’s classiest backup band. Every note is in sync. Every flavor in step. Nothing is shouting for attention—it’s all just working.
We all know Fortaleza is legendary, and we all know finding a bottle is like spotting a unicorn in your backyard holding a lottery ticket. But somehow, I found one. Close to retail. At a local store. I still don’t believe it—I half expect it to vanish if I look away too long.
This tequila is so beautifully balanced it could teach couples therapy. The flavors aren’t competing—they’re dancing. Think Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers in a glass. You take a sip and just nod in appreciation. No need to talk. The tequila is speaking fluently.
Worth the hunt? Absolutely. Worth the hype? Without a doubt.
Fortaleza Añejo is craftsmanship at its finest. Not flashy. Not gimmicky. Just timeless.
